#69 –
DARYLL DAYMAN – OF
Bats:
Left
Throws:
Hard
Birthday:
Who knows
Employer:
Lil' Debbies Whips & Chains
Interests
& Hobbies: Shooting
things then poking them
History: In possibly one of the best free-agent signings in the team’s history, GM Kim Donnelly went out and picked-up Dayman at the start of the 2000 season. Since then he’s done nothing but impress. Dayman fills the vacancy left by Jamie Larsen in centrefield. He has a cannon for an arm and runs like a leopard on crack. Speaking of crack, Dayman is the next Amish player in line to get married. Poor bastard.