#69 – DARYLL DAYMAN – OF

 

 

Bats:  Left

Throws:  Hard

Birthday:  Who knows

Employer: Lil' Debbies Whips & Chains

Interests & Hobbies:  Shooting things then poking them

 

History:  In possibly one of the best free-agent signings in the team’s history, GM Kim Donnelly went out and picked-up Dayman at the start of the 2000 season.  Since then he’s done nothing but impress.  Dayman fills the vacancy left by Jamie Larsen in centrefield.  He has a cannon for an arm and runs like a leopard on crack.  Speaking of crack, Dayman is the next Amish player in line to get married.  Poor bastard.