#23 – Dennis Thompson
I'm gonna be kind here... Sometime before 1965
Employer: The Man
& Hobbies: Oppressing people
and causing a-holes grief.
History: Dennis was a walk-on at the 2001 Amish spring training. A friend of former Amish John Leblanc, all the Amish call him a friend now... except Weiler but he's a prick. Dennis brings a veteran presence to the team along with a big stick. He gives Large protection in the clean-up spot and when his boys play with the team, they also kick in with some decent eye-candy. (Seriously Dennis, how does Toddy do it??) And let's not forget, it never hurts to have a cop on the team.