#9 – JOE ELPHICK – OF

 

Bats:  Left

Throws:  Right

Birthday: 

September ??

Employer:  Chippendales

Interests & Hobbies:  Hockey & Babes

 

History:  Joe or “Joe” as his teammates call him, was an inexperienced rookie when he joined the Amish back in 1997.  Since then he’s come a long way.  His defence improved steadily over the last six years but no where near as quickly as his bat.  In two years he had worked his way from 14^th in the batting order to 9^th.  Now he’s the best left-handed batter on the team whose name begins with “J”.  This was evidenced by the fact that Joe was nominated for a record 11 “Amies” last year.  The next closest player only had three nominations.  But Joe brings something else to the Amish.  His in-your-face attitude is a breath of fresh air compared to the rest of the pussies on this team.  Keep Bringin' It Joe!