#11 –JOE LANG – SS

 

 

Bats:  Right

Throws:  Right

Birthday: September 21, 1975

Employer:  Self-Employed

Interests & Hobbies:  Swearing

 

History:  Fuckin’ Joey’s been there since the goddam beginning.  Because he was playing for eight fucking teams, he hasn’t made a lot of games in the past three fucking seasons.  However, he has vowed to show up to more fucking games this year.  He’s got a solid fucking bat and has gold glove potential in the field.  He’s also expecting his first child in July with wife Lisa.  If the Amish tradition continues, it’ll be a fucking boy. Welcome back Joey!