BRAD LACEY – 3B
May 9, 1972
Grey Bruce Catholic School Board
& Hobbies: BDSM
Laceman was a founding member of the Amish and is the
team’s moral leader. (That’s
moral not morale) His consistent
bat has made him a mainstay at the top of the batting order for the past few
years. But it’s his take no
prisoners attitude that really motivates his teammates.
Looking peaceful and docile on the outside, Laceman has injured and
maimed no less than 13 players over the last three years.
One member of the Paisley Wildcats even retired after an unremorseful
Lacey took him out at first base last year.
While the injury was not serious, the man said that every time he
stepped on the diamond, he could see Lacey’s “I’m going to kill you!”
face in his mind.
Brad is the proud new father of Pierce Brosnan Lacey, or Jake as he is known and was just crowned father of the year by his wife Patti-Jo. Congrats Laceman.