#12 – JIM WEILER – OF, 3B, P, 1B

 

 

Bats:  Right

Throws:  Left

Birthday: August 12, 1972

Employer:  Onward Enterprises

Interests & Hobbies:  Sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll

 

History:  Large is the power source on the Amish.  A member from the beginning, he has hit at least ten homeruns every year and led the team in RBIs.  He is consistently at the top of every offensive category year after year.  Last year he won the “Ahmie” for gold glove infielder.  In 2001 he became the only Amish player to have a slugging percentage (average number of bases per at bat) 1.590 higher than his chugging percentage (beers drank per  at bat) of 1.344.  A mild-mannered, soft-spoken player, his attitude offsets the often vulgar outbursts heard in the Amish dugout.  Jim has also been lobbying for several years to ban racial-slur day in Canada.