#33 – Scott Donnelly
Birthday: June 13, 1972
Interests & Hobbies: Throwing stones at airplanes & staring at the sun.
History: Scotty is one of the co-founders of this storied franchise. He is known throughout the league for crashing into fences with wild abandon and his average sized head. He has never missed an Amish game in the nine plus years the team has been in existence.