FIGHTING AMISH


            TEAM LEADERS

BATTING AVG HOME RUNS RBI RUNS

Norm        .750

Lacey            1 Hose            5 Hose            4

Shayne      .714

Dennis          1 Lacey           4 Dayman        3
Crazy        .667 Large            0 Devin           3 Rob             3

       UPCOMING GAMES
DATE TIME AGAINST LOCATION
Fri May 23rd 8:00 Spikes Cargill
Wed May 28 7:30 Nipples Paisley
Fri May 30th 8:00 Bullets Cargill

Amish Full of Optimism and Booze

AP - The Fighting Amish return to the diamond Friday night to kick off their 2003 season against the Slippery Nipples. The game marks a coming of age for the Amish. Once the laughing stock, beer-guzzlers of the league, they’ll be passing that torch to an eager bunch of souses from Paisley. And with that, the Amish have their sights set on a much loftier title.

“I think we’ll suck a lot less this year than we sucked last year,” said an optimistic Brad Lacey. “We’ve got some new faces and some old faces that look like new faces.” Uh yeah. By that, Lacey means the three additions to the roster this year. Kevin Schmidt returns from a five-year stint with the Triple-A Edmonton Mud Hens. The tall, lanky bad boy of baseball brings a consistent bat to the line-up.

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         2003 TEAM RECORD

   WINS        LOSSES       TIES

     1                1              0

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